Is someone jumping off a cliff? Just let our dad know and he’ll be right there with you! He talks loud but never has a negative word to say about anyone or anything (HINT: You can “kind of” trust his reviews and opinions if you realize they will always skew towards the positive). Oh…make sure and click on the “Daily Inspiration” link for some encouragement each day. It only takes about 30 seconds. Or, better yet, sign up for the “Daily Inspiration” email from our fake dad and it will come directly to your inbox!
The Wise Mom
Wise Mom is all about the truth! She is clear-cut, honest, even if it hurts sometimes, and you can count on her to interrogate reality. This is why she is the President of our company, Want The Goods! And, with a degree in Administrative Management, she approaches life a lot like an accountant with the facts first and then the fun a close second. Boomer Dad thinks she hung the moon! She thinks Boomer Dad is the best too! Wise Mom is also a competitive athlete and the go-to person on the health and fitness sections of our website. A final hint. Unlike Boomer Dad whose reviews skew toward the positive, you can trust her to be on target with all her product reviews!
The oldest daughter in our avatar family, known as “Fashionista,” is a social butterfly. She can walk into a nightclub in a city halfway around the world and know everyone by name. She is based in Los Angeles, where she is a fashion and social media consultant, but on any given day, you may find her in Tokyo, Mexico, Europe, (or visiting her parents at the beach)! She is an expert on all things fashion, and is also our relationship consultant. Oh, by the way, click on the “Ask WTG” link and message our advice column. No matter what advice you need, whether on relationships or some kind of product recommendation, we have the answer (and “most of the time,” the answer will be “mostly” right)!
The Beautiful Soul
As the middle kid in our family, is a daughter known as “Beautiful Soul.” She is is quiet, introspective, compassionate, and introspective. But…she is a freaking maniac on stage! Oh…did we mention she is a working actor? She has played hundreds of different characters and has been one of the youngest theatre directors in the United States. Also, most of our family would agree that she is the kindest member of the family. You can rely upon her reviews and demonstration videos, especially in the areas of make-up and entertainment. “Beautiful Soul” is interesting person and so complex that the rest of the family hasn’t even figured her out yet. She’s “almost gothic in a natural way,” and if you get that reference you are in “BOOMER DAD” territory!
The Tekkie Son
Tekkie (noun): “a student, enthusiast, or specialist in a particular technical field or subject, especially electronics.” As an electrical engineer and the youngest kid in our avatar family, TEKKIE SON can be trusted for advice on computers, software, gaming, and electronics. But his interests do not stop there. TEKKIE SON is a true “Renaissance Man” (look it up) with varied interests from gourmet cooking to Russian literature. So…don’t be surprised to hear advice and reviews on foods, appliances, books, as well as the aforementioned tekkie stuff. Bottom line…he’s a really smart engineer so probably knows more about anything than anybody.
The Adorable Genius
About a year ago TEKKIE SON got married and “Adorable Genius” was welcomed into the family. She is a genius! And…it’s probably beginning to dawn upon our avatar daughter-in-law about now what a weird group of people she has aligned herself with. But maybe God sent her to us to be kind of a relational “designated driver.” You know the one that thinks. The one that stays on the road. The one that keeps us on the path. The one that gets everyone else home. Or, perhaps the Lord just sent her to us to direct the “Private Label” portion of our business, and to provide great nutritional advice…especially for vegans and vegetarians. “Adorable Genius” helps our family as we stumble down the road to success, so maybe she can help you too!